Archive - unelegant

I Dream of Dunne

If I had a brownstone and a blonde bob, this would be a threat.

Dec 10, 2024 •

June 2024

The Art of the Bookshelf Examination

The only judgmental bitch worth penalizing is she who is uninformed.

Jun 21, 2024 •

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Karenna Umscheid

May 2024

Meet Me in the Middle: a Midwest Playlisticle

A brief-ish inventory of Missourian mentalities through trademarked 'cool girl music.'

May 31, 2024 •

February 2024

I Refuse To Let Myself Imagine the Day Paul McCartney Dies

He reminds me of this baby doll I kept throughout all of my childhood. She kept losing fingers and she had some weird stains, but I would rather die…

Feb 21, 2024 •

January 2024

The Paradoxical "Poor Things"

The delicious wit and orgasmic visuals of Lanthimos’ Poor Things put up a solid fight, yet fall short of making up for the floppily feminist message. As…

Jan 21, 2024 •

Flimsy Femininity: Unpacking Priscilla

A little late? Maybe! But Sofia Coppola's "Priscilla" begs for a response like a confrontational text- you're a little scared to speak on it, but you've…

Jan 17, 2024 •

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